A missing trailer investigation without leaks. Both the trailer and the investigation are missing. So are the leaks. The leaks about investigating Jesse, the truck driver, and his family are not missing. The FBI wants to know how he got on TV and if he is being paid by the Republicans. His family history is being leaked. A gofundme has been started.
A Signature
A face identification. A controlled ballot. A means to restrict voting. Yes. There are those who will cheat big time. Big enough to change the outcome of a state. They just need a city big enough and controlled by one party. Enter Atlanta, Detroit, Milwaukee, Philadelphia, etc. where observers were not allowed to observe. They were not allowed to testify about it.
A Credible Story
A typical FBI investigation. We don’t know anything about the missing trailer but we have heard a lot about Jesse and his family. Jesse really liked his trailer. You could park it anywhere. He wondered why pallets of ballots were being shipped from New York to Pennsylvania. He wondered what happened to his trailer. They didn’t have any place to put the ballots so they used his trailer. You could park it anywhere.
A peaceful protest. The shirt is still available but it could be just a Russian hoax. Google and Amazon may soon decide that it is way too divisive. The unity of our nation is much more important than a stupid shirt. We need to move on to more important things like climate change. Let the FBI find Jesse’s trailer.
A Pallet of Ballots
A suspicious missing trailer. An easy investigation but the U.S. Post Office did not have to explain what happened to their trailer 10R1440. The FBI did investigate Jesse’s family and all that was reported. Some of us would like to know what happened to Jesse’s trailer but that would be a threat to our democracy. Don’t question the results of the election. It is time to unify and go after Trump supporters.
A Corrupt Post Office
A six hour standoff. Harrisburg would not unload. They would not issue a ticket proving Jesse was there. They would not issue a late slip for the time wasted. They sent Jesse to Lancaster where his trailer disappeared. “Where is Jesse’s trailer?” It had pallets of ballots from Bethpage, NY. 10R1440 is Jesse’s favorite trailer.
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